I WANT TO BE A LIBRARIAN!
A full on librarian.
Not the classic librarian though that's boring and decrepit but the New Age librarian that's conservatively fashionable and outwittingly smart.
Why be a librarian, you might ask.
There are many benefits:
1. Short work day
2. Get holidays off
3. Get all summer off
4. Get paid more than a teacher
5. Work with students
6. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LEARNING!
7. I can be a good mom and wife at the same time! Tada!
If my dream of being a librarian doesn't pan out, then I guess I wouldn't mind taking up a job writing articles for Wikipedia. That would also be ideal.